Cool Bible Jokes

Good Natured Bible Jokes

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?

A. Ruth-less.

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Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
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Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

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Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A. Samson. He brought the house down.

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Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

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Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

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Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?

A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

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Q. Which Bible character had no parents?

A. Joshua, son of Nun.