Christmas Cheer

35 Days Until Christmas

Ten days has already past and we are that much closer to Christmas. Can you feel the excitement? I'll be honest - I've been so busy lately that I'm really worn out. I just wish it would snow. It would help not only with the Christmas mood but my French project is on travelling to Alaska, and how am I supposed to make a movie about Alaska with no snow? So pray for snow I shall! I started singing Christmas carols in math class again. I was only told to shut up twice (by the same person) so it's all good.

Thanks again to all who responded to my last email. The feedback was really helpful. I can't promise I'll be able to make this email perfect for everyone. It's hard to tell because about 17 people responded to my email out of 50. 95% of those people said they liked everything and read it all. But I guess the others that didn't respond either didn't read this or didn't have the time. Which isn't a big deal. This email is completely optional. It's here for those who would like a little extra Christmas cheer and have the time to read it. So from now on I'll put links to things and have less reading and more enjoying and laughing. So to start...

Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged

SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.

NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and 

Office and Town ...or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!

PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me. 

PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why. 

DEPRESSION -Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia.
  All is calm, All is pretty lonely. 

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - 

Jingle Bell
, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle 

Bell Rock, Jingle Bell
, Jingle Bell,Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle 

Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle 

Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell 

 Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell... 

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire. 

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me
(and then took it

all away). 

For some funny Christmas cartoons you can click on the following links
(I would put them in the email but I still cannot

copy and paste)
or if you can't click, simply copy and paste them into the search bar thing-a-ma-jig


http://www.reverendfun.com/?date=20051223


http://www.reverendfun.com/?date=20051221


http://www.reverendfun.com/?date=20051219


http://www.reverendfun.com/?date=20051208


javascript:ol('http://tafmaster.com/taf/343/109142/');


The following links include B-E-A-utiful pictures of Christmas lights:


http://www.pansophist.com/osmch7.jpg


http://www.christmas-day.org/gifs/christmas-lights.jpg


Ok so there aren't many links for those because the links were either too long
or the picture wasn't very
good. So to solve this tiny dilemma simply wait about a week
or two and take a walk or drive around looking
at all the beautiful houses lit up with Christmas lights. 
Well that's all for this week. I'm trying to keep this short so it's
not much of a hustle to read. BUT I will be sending
out an email of questions to ask and share with others to enjoy.
A lot like last year with polls and questions. 
Next week look forward to getting
a link to "The Carol of the Chins" and the week after a truly
embarrassing moment I made in the middle of a Church Christmas Pageant.
Until next time remember, Jesus is the reason for the season!

God bless,
Love,

Andrea

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

45 Days Until Christmas!!!

So I thought that it was about time I start sending out my Christmas emails. Yeah, I know I still have to send out my embarrassing moments of October but that will come soon. Anyways....

Guess what? There's only 45 days until Christmas!!! Yippee! Huzzah! Guttenhoggen...yeah that was a bit much. So far we don't have any snow here in Regina but in other parts of the world like Antarctica snow is bountiful indeed! And Tumbler Ridge, Erin told me they were snowed in with over three feet of snow. Fancy that? Now y'all now that I LOVE Christmas and I love snow but this year is different. I'd really like it to snow, but not until I'm done my in-car hours for drivers ed. I have my last one next Tuesday at 8:30am. Then the weather is free to go hard!
So in this email I am putting in a few stories, jokes, riddles, and if I can figure out this Gmail, I'll have a few pictures...if not I'll leave the Christmas pictures up to your imagination.

Guess that Christmas carol by decoding the words:

1. Oh, member of the round table with missing areas  

2. Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres 

3. Vehicular homicide was committed on Dad's mom by a precipitous darling

4. Wanted in December: top forward incisors 

5. The apartment of two psychiatrists 

6. The lad is a diminutive percussionist 

7. Sir Lancelot with laryngitis

8. Decorate the entryways

9. Cup-shaped instruments fashioned of a whitish metallic element 

10. Oh small Israel urban center  

11. Far off in a hay bin

12. We are Kong, Lear, and Nat Cole 

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Answers:
1. Oh, member of the round table with missing areas = Oh Holy Night
2. Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres = Jingle Bell Rock
3. Vehicular homicide was committed on Dad's mom by a precipitous darling =
   Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer  
4. Wanted in December: top forward incisors = All I Want For Christmas Is My
   Two Front Teeth
5. The apartment of two psychiatrists = The Nutcracker Suite
6. The lad is a diminutive percussionist = Little Drummer Boy
7. Sir Lancelot with laryngitis = Silent Night
8. Decorate the entryways = Deck the Halls
9. Cup-shaped instruments fashioned of a whitish metallic element = Silver
   Bells
10. Oh small Israel urban center = Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
11. Far off in a hay bin = Away in a Manger
12. We are Kong, Lear, and Nat Cole = We Three Kings


JOKES

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,
"What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," said the judge.
"How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, 
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. 
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care. 
They'd been worn all week and needed the air.



Anyways, so my computer is still being poopy and won't let me put on
any pictures but that's OK. I'll just stick to typing.

Hmmm.... what shall I do. Ah yes! Name that movie.

Basically all you have to do is read the quote from the Christmas movie
Then guess which movie it's from!
1. "Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."
2. "Not even the corn has such big ears"
3. "That really was a bomb? This is a sick world we're living in with
sick people!"
4. "6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:30, solve world
hunger - tell no one! ..."
5. "What kind of idiots do you have running this place?"
"The finest in New York madam!"
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Answers
1. It's a Wonderful Life
2. I'll Be Home for Christmas
3. Jingle All the Way
4. The Grinch
5. Home Alone 2


OK so I don't want to make this email too long but I would like to ask a 
favor of y'all. And that is to answer these few questions and respond

so that I can make this email better.
1. Do you read this email? Skim over it or simply delete it? 
2. Why do I bother asking that first question because wouldn't you
have to read this email to hear the questions?
3. Do you like jokes and riddles or would you prefer stories and things
that you simply read...wait you read everything in an email so scratch
the last part.
4. If you got these emails last year did you like the polls where you
would share what you thought?
5. Be honest! Is this email worth sending out?

Anyways I hope you enjoyed this email and that y'all can get in the 
Christmas mood with Christmas carols, decorations and 
hopefully snow. But not until next Tuesday at 9:30!


Remember Jesus is the reason for the season!
God bless,
Love,
Andrea